Time… When you physically don’t have enough time in the day, no mortal can simply conjure up some more for the sake of sex. It’s just not possible. So while you’re busy complaining that your man isn’t lasting long enough, just be happy that he at least gets the chance to not last long enough.
Exhaustion. By the time most parents even get the opportunity to have sex, it’s pretty much pointless. They don’t even have the energy to put in the effort anymore. They’ve spent so much the day running after the kids that any work done by choice is just stupid.
Lack of creativity. When you’ve got kids running around the house, sex needs to be sneaky. But you may come to a point, as a parent, where you just can’t come up with a creative location or way to actually get it on. Sure, it sucks. But you’re a loss. You’ve wasted all of your creativity on your kid.your partner are able to do the deed, a two-year-old starts jumping on the bed. Wonderful…
Cut-short naptime. You pat yourself on the back for how successful you are at getting your kids down for a nap. However, it’s out of your hands when your children decide to wake up from their naps before they typically wake. Now, you’re on the clock — no matter how horny you might’ve been.
Being in the mood. When you’re investing so much emotional energy into something, it doesn’t leave much left over. This is exactly what happens to parents when they’re trying to have sex. Sleep just sounds so much more enticing than sex ever could, sad though that may be.
Being together. Fun fact: if you’re not in the same room as your sexual partner, you won’t be able to have sex. Not obvious enough? When you’re running around like a crazy person, jumping between jobs and errands and feeding, etc., keeping up with each other is sometimes near-impossible.
Low expectations. Once you merely assume something won’t play out the way you want it to, your expectations take a major nosedive. You start to just figure that sex won’t happen now that you’re a parent, so you don’t even try anymore.
Weirded out. Seeing as your kids are always around, what happens if they walk in you having sex? You’ll scar them, right? These are the thoughts that go through your head as a parent, which only end up keeping you from actually having sex.
Routine sex. Since parents need to fit sex into a schedule and since they need to essentially practice speed-sex just to enjoy themselves, sex can start to feel a bit stale. It can feel routine. All of the spiciness that they once had is now absolutely out the window.
Aggressive, pent up horniness. When someone hasn’t had sex in a while, they’ll get turned on at the drop of the hat. So don’t be surprised if you see your mom friend giving eyes to the prince in “Frozen.” You may not understand, and that’s because you just had sex last night, you jerk.
Sexual frustration. When you’re horny, you want sex. But when you’ve been horny for too long, you want to fight. Parents have a sex drive that isn’t as satisfied as it should be, and as a result, it only puts them on edge, and you’ll need to walk on eggshells around them.
Fitting it in. Sex is the best when it’s spontaneous, when it seems to form out of nowhere. When it’s part of a schedule, it’s kind of lame, and having to fit it in should have more to do with fitting a penis into a vagina, not the act itself into a day’s schedule. The fun just gets stripped away.
Over it. It’s not uncommon for parents to just throw in the towel. It’s been so long since they last had sex, and to save the frustration, they just decide to give up. If it happens, it happens. But if there’s no certainty that it will, then to hell with hope.
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