Friday, November 8, 2019

Man Acquitted of Choking Girlfriend to Death With His Penis

Well, we can now add the "big penis oral sex defense" to the legal lexicon.  A 65-year-old Florida man, Richard Patterson, has been acquitted of all charges that he intentionally choked his 60-year-old girlfriend, Francisca Marquinez, to death while she performed oral sex on him.  A medical examiner was called in to testify that Patterson's penis may have unintentionally blocked off Marquinez's airway.  As part of his defense, Patterson's attorney even offered to enter his penis into evidence.  Fortunately, it didn't come to that, and the jury was able to get Patterson off.

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